Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to: Get a scholarship to RehabBe happy youre deafDrive a HotdogGet happy face stickers out of stingy dentistsTolerateMoreIs your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to: Get a scholarship to RehabBe happy youre deafDrive a HotdogGet happy face stickers out of stingy dentistsTolerate New Years Eve partiesUse the right pick up linesLocate the person who gave you a coldThrow your life savings out the windowPre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppyBuy a hot rod when you should be grievingEat fried baloney and stay trimPick a NASCAR driver to root forPlant a fake gardenGet over itHave an operation and not die Fountain of Marvelous is a collection of satirical essays, slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valeries sharp, eclectic style.
Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart. Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for LiteratureWinner of the Crazy Dog Book Medal 2008Official book of happy people everywhereChuck U. Farley Honorary Mention